Monthly Archives: September 2014

Ode to the Helicopter Moms…

Check all that apply:

___ ¬†Your child’s face is plastered to everything you own – your cell phone case, your credit card.

___ Your facebook profile photo does not contain you.

___ The walls of your office resemble something like a crime scene investigation of a deranged stalker.

___ It’s hard for you to go anywhere without your kids because you might miss an opportunity to show them off.

___ At night after they are in bed you can spend hours on your computer looking at pictures of them.

___ you write a blog called “sticky jam hands”

 

There is help and there is wine and I’m pretty sure they are the same thing.