Drunk Steak guy

Last night some drunk guy came to our door trying to sell me stakes out of the back of his van, it was a notably bizarre encounter and to honor that I have composed a haiku about him:

Dirty drunk steak guy
you should put on some clean pants
no one wants your meat

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