#1. If all else fails – put cheese on it.
#2. When taking your toddler to a bar try to sit in front of the staging area – that way your child can suck on lemons. It’s fun and staves of scurvy.
#3. It’s totally acceptable for old McDonald to have babies, treats and fairies on his farm.
#4. You’re not a bad person if you tell your child that not brushing her teeth makes Elmo cry.
#5. Make sure you have enough tiaras for everyone – even Daddy needs to be a princess sometimes.