Yesterday I went to the eye doctor – something I’ve put off for the past two years. Unfortunatly I recently ran out of contact lenses so I finally had to bite the bullet.
The eye doctor makes me nervous, he invades too much of my personal space – I feel like having his face less than 2 inches from my face is more intrusive than my annual pap smear, at least during that I don’t have to look at anyone.
So, I went and miraculously my eyes have gotten better since my last vist, my prescription has been nearly cut in half. I was so excited figuring in another 2 years I wouldnt need glasses at all… Of course the “doctor” kept telling me that I don’t actually have regenerative powers that I must have simply been overprescribed last time I was there. He ran every kind of test on me he could think of to otherwise explain this “phenamenom.” He didnt find anything wrong. I could have told him that because I’m pretty sure it’s obvious now that I’m some kind of superhero.
If only I could find a way to apply this to helping people in real life.
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Maybe your house was constructed on some sort of radioactive waste. If it’s the kind of radioactive waste that restores eyesight, can I move in with you? It would really be helpful to be able to see, especially when I misplace my glasses and am looking for them all over ….