Not having a job makes me feel like Peter Gibbons in office space when the Bobs tell him he’s been missing a lot of work and he responds “I wouldn’t say I’ve been missing it Bob” – yeah it’s a lot like that.
Here’s a list of things I can do during the day now that I don’t have to go to work:
Nap
Call 7-11 and ask them to cook several dozen hotdogs
Drink wine at 10:00am 3:00pm
Scheme up crazy new business ideas ( I still believe in the bar/laundry mat – whose with me?)
Find out how to do home waxing
Search for that smell in the basement
Teach the cat to fetch me things
Open my own Etsy store that sells things made with shedded dog hair
Watch more porn
Learn Esperanto
I am totally open to suggestions…
I want to do all of those things! I do enjoy the bar/ laundrymat idea… makes it easier when people get messy at the bar too!
Count me in on the bar/laundramate idea, I will take care of pouring the wine! Love Nana