Rules for online shopping during the Pandemic:
– Pay attention to the quantity of what you are purchasing. I now own enough ketchup and popcorn to last the rest of our lives
– Abstain from constantly refreshing your order summary in Amazon to see when items will arrive – this will drive you crazy. Everything takes a long time.
– The more puzzles you buy the more puzzles you will be forced to put together
– If you buy enough books you can use them to build a prepper bunker in your backyard
– Literally all of these things can be avoided if you don’t shop online while intoxicated.