When things start to get extra super annoying here at sticky jam hands I like to stop and reflect on how bad other people have it – so that in relative terms I can feel better about myself, here are some things I like to remind myself:
1.) I am not shoveling coal into a large steel cart 300 feet below the surface of the earth.
2.) I have never been forced to go through the foot binding process
3.) I have never lost my nose to severe frostbite
4.) I have never been stabbed by a shiv in the shower of an all female prison
5.) I do not suffer from Pica
But the most important thing – many people have ugly babies and I’ve got her: